This is some of the AIM conversation I had with my sister about cruising to Alaska, and some of the excursions therein, especially those pretaining to kayaks. And Alaska's odd geography.
Enjoi.

Rakel don't kill me, but this is damn amusing.


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So, I was idling in FurN on my character Chemikal... and then this poor, sex-starved little kid whispers me.






Consider the Laura amused.

Okay, so. Enter the Laura getting pissy.

I got bored and thus, I wrote down all of my bands. Italics are for favorite bands. 





 

Okay, spoilers and shit ahead.



I got and read DH on the day it was released in the US. I was cranky enough that it took me to just NOW to get around to posting my opinion of it.

It reads like a shitty fanfiction written by someone who has some grasp on grammar and punctuation. It's just... Blagh.

It doesn't get started until over halfway through the book, most of it's drama between the golden trio. Then, the bitch has the gall to kill Snape.
The most favoritest of all characters of HP doom. And, Harry commits suicide and comes back to life, what the fuck. Fred or George loses an ear and the other one dies. Tonks and Lupin have a kid, then get killed -- Le gasp, do we see similarities between this and Potter? Ohmy.
Draco, the git, lives and though it's amusing that he gets a receding hairline when older, I'd much rather Snape have lived. And, there were some parts where I was convinced that all the H/V (ie: me) shippers were going to get their dream come true-- though the lilly/snape fans should be happy.

At the moment, I'm pretty well with my friend who said that the potter series pretty well died at Azkaban. The rest of the series was it's rather loquacious deathrattling.

Meh. Unhappy.

I'm gonna stick with my fanfictions, H/S, H/V, D/G(Draco and Ginny should so have gone together. It's just so...weird. And, yet, it works.)


Peace.

Weeeeee I'm going to go insane if I don't get out of this house soon. Seriously.
Me and mom are constantly at eachother's throats, and now I've got a friend constantly 'inching away' (gotta love those internet action-texts, huh?) from me, which doesn't make me any happier....


And I can't draw. At all.
I'm just a collective mass of FAIL lately.



( Oh look. Violent twincest. )

What's sad is how true these are.



You Know You Grew Up In A Small Town If…

# You can name everyone you graduated with.
Yep. Just me. :D

# You know what 4-H means.
Yeees. Abbie's in it.

# You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a dirt road. On Monday you could always tell who was at the party because of the scratches on their legs from running through the woods when the party was busted. (See ..6.)
Yep. xD

# You used to “drag” Main.
-Nod-

# You said the “F” word and your parents knew within the hour.
Fucking nosy neighbors and friend's parent's cousin's aunts. D:

# You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police officers, because you knew which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn’t.
So I've heard.

# You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough, they’d tell your parents anyhow.)
Yes. Hell for the underagers.

# When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out into the country and drive on back roads to smoke them.
Something like that.

# You knew which section of the ditch you would find the beer your buyer dropped off.
Mhm.

# It was cool to date somebody from the neighboring town.
Yeah. They're 'cool'.

# The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
pretty much, yeah…

# You didn’t give directions by street names but rather by references. “Turn by Nelson’s house, go 2 blocks to Anderson’s, and it’s four houses left of the track field.”
Isn't that the ONLY way to give instructions?

# The golf course had only 9 holes.
I didn't know it even had that many.

# You couldn’t help but date a friend’s ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
It's happened.

# Your car stayed filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.
Yess'm.

# The town next to you was considered “trashy” or “snooty,” but was actually just like your town.
THEY ARE, DAMMIT. D:

# You referred to anyone with a house newer then 1965 as the “rich people”.
They sho' is fancy!

# The people in the “big city” dressed funny, and then you picked up the trend 2 years later.
Yes.

# Anyone you wanted could be found at the local gas station or the town bar.
Substitute bar for Smith's restaraunt.

# You saw at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town or one of your friends driving a grain truck to school occasionally.
Tractors are more common than cars. xD

# The gym teacher suggested you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.
To the boys.

# Directions were given using THE stop light as a reference.
Yep. xD One stoplight.

# When you decided to walk somewhere for exercise, 5 people would pull over and ask if you wanted a ride.
Yep. And three out of those five would be on a tractor.

# Your teachers called you by your older siblings’ names.
Hell, my MOM calls me by my older sibling's names.

# Your teachers remembered when they taught your parents.
-nod.-

# You could charge at any local store or write checks without any ID.
Yep.

# The closest McDonalds was 25 miles away (or more).
More like...thirty six.

# The closest mall was over an hour away.
Very true.

# It was normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.
EY JAMES, HOW YA DOIN?! Deaf, retarded old man. Been through about twelve mowers since 2001.

# You’ve pee’d in a cornfield.
I plead the 5th, your honor…

# Most people went by a nickname.
RL, Pimp, Kermit, Frog, Hog, Chickenman, Little man, Rabbit, Wolf.... Yeh, you could say that.

# You laughed your butt off reading this because you know it is true.
Damn straight. xD

# When you came home from a date and sat in your boyfriends car a bit the neighbor let the town know how long you sat out there!
Yessum. D: I'd be murdlized if I got seen sitting in a boy's car.



You Know You’re From Georgia If…
1. You measure distance in minutes.
(Yep. No idea how many miles it is to savannah, but it's two hours.)

2. You’ve ever had to switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day.
(The entire two months of march and april.)

3. You use “fix” as a verb. Example: “I’m fixing to go to the store ”
(Well, yeah. You mean it’s not?)

4. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
(Yep.)

5. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
(You know people are there when the lights go on. Why lock the doors?)

6. You know what a “DAWG” is.
(Dawg is Dog is Man's Best Friend is also what all the blacks call eachother. "Hey dawg, whassup!?")

7. You carry jumper cables in your car…for your OWN car.
(I’m really not understanding why that’s a problem)

9. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and ketchup.
(No tobasco. But yeah. Close enough.)

10. The local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
(We have our priorities straight. That’s all.)

11. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
(I know people who do. But I don't hunt. Yet.)

12. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit “a little warm”.
(Yep. Though it's pretty close to perfect as long as it's a cloudy day.)

13. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.
(That’s the way it should be. Fuck this winter shit.)

14. You know whether another Georgian is from Atlanta, north or south Georgia as soon as they open their mouth.
(That doesn’t narrow it down nearly enough. There are southwestern, southeastern, northwestern, northeastern, Savannahian, and Atlantan accents. Seriously.)

15. Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as”goin’ Wal-martin” or off to “Wally World”.
(Something like that. More, "I'm gon' wal-mart!" Gon' - Gonna - Going to.)

16. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good pinto-bean weather.
(Personally, I describe it as Hell. But pinto beans sound good right now, too.)

17. A carbonated soft drink isn’t a soda, cola or pop…it’s a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: “What kinda coke you want?”
(EXACTLY. Who needs soda, cola, or this 'pop' shit? It's ALL COKE.)

18. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
(Okay, no.)

19. We don’t need no stinking driver’s ed….if our mama says we can drive, we can drive.
(-nodnod-)

Because this list is so massive I just couldn't let it go to waste.
Also a good idea of what I listen to. xD


(hed) PE - Put out a song about suicide. ('Swan Dive')

3 Days Grace - Songs about sex, drugs, and S&M

3 Doors Down - Drug reference and violence. ('Smack' is about a woman overdosing, 'Sarah Yellin’ is about a girl who kills her father.)

30 Seconds To Mars - Violence, alien invasion, swearing, reference to rape. Possible incest reference in the song 'Bhudda For Mary' ("Mary was a holy girl, father whet her appetite, Mary was the type of girl, she always liked to f-ck a lot.")

The 69 Eyes - Reference to a sexual position in band name, somewhat questionable lyrics.

A Perfect Circle - Antichristian references in 'Rose', and the entirety of the song 'Judith'. Wouldn't know about other albums, only have one.

Aborted - Typical black metal. Satanic references, violence, and the like.

Acid Bath - Underground metal band, references to abortion, violence, rape, drug use, strong language, references to killing one's parents, references to having sex with an open wound, sadomasochism ("If I took this cigarette and put it out on you, would you love me?" -Taken from the song 'Jezebel'.), necrophilia.

Adema - Violence, swearing, language, drug references.

Akira Yamaoka - Did the entire soundtrack for all four of the Silent Hill games and the movie. Silent Hill is a game dealing with monsters, cults, etc. Extremely violent with sexual overtones, especially anti-women in Silent Hill 2.

Alice In Chains - Drug use, violence, language, the singer died smoking crack and shooting up speedballs, (Two lines that could be offensive: "Name your God and bleed the freak" From 'Bleed The Freak' and "Jesus Christ deny your Maker" in 'Man In The Box'.)

And One - German, sing a lot in english, though. Have a song called 'Wasted' about plastic surgery and drugs, and I believe a reference to S&M. ("I hear the screams of a thousand virgins, I see the dreams of mighty surgeons.")

Apoptygma Berzerk - Songs about sex, drugs, violence ('Deep Red' is either about S&M or a serial killer). Language.

Benny Benassi - References to S&M. (only have two songs, couldn't say much beyond that.) One of the lyrics in question is from 'Satisfaction', "Push me, and just hurt me, till I can get my satisfaction."

Birdmachine - The one song I have is in german.

The Birthday Massacre - Drug and murder reference.

The Bloodhound Gang - Have a song called 'Bad Touch' that is entirely about sex, though in metaphor.

Blue October - Violence, et cetera.

Blutengel - Song about vampirism, etc. Name is german for 'Blood Angel'.

Bolt Thrower - Black metal. Enough said.

Breaking Benjamin - Violence in lyrics, etc.

Bush - Drug reference.

Celldweller - Drugs, violence, suicide, language. (Suicide reference in 'The Last Firstborn' "I wait for my turn to bleed like a kid playing with a razorblade, I wonder if I'll have the balls at all, or am I gonna be afraid. Where I am, what do you think? It's not sure, I'm knockin' at death's door, if I'm not welcome here I'll be left alone outside." Various murder references throughout the song.)

Chemlab - Language, death in lyrics. Song named 'Suicide Jag'.

Collide - Possible drug reference. Redid the song 'White Rabbit.', which is about drugs.

Combichrist - Violence, sex, drugs, anti-christian lyrics, language. (Some songs in german, such as Vater Unser, which recites the Lord's Prayer in german, along with the line, "No more sympathy." The song 'Bulletf-ck' contains the lines: "A man can change the world with a bullet in the right place/And then Jesus said: Bulletf-ck.")

Concrete Blonde - A song about vampirism called 'Bloodletting'.

Cradle Of Filth - Violence, anti-christian lyrics, et cetera.

The Creatures - Violence, Sadomasochism, questionable lyrics, references to a women's menstrual period.

Crossbreed - The one song I have is called 'New Slave Nation.'

The Cruxshadows - Violence.

Dark Lotus - Rap, one song about voodoo and the like, one about murder. Language, violence, drug reference. ("That's when I sit up in the dark to say: The first time, I didn't even feel guilty, didn't wash off, stayed bloody and filthy." -'My First Time'.)

Darling Violetta - Apparent obsession with vampires. A song called 'A Smaller God.'

Deathstars - Violence, drug use, a song called 'The Rape', antichristian lyrics.

Deftones - Violence, drug reference, language.

DevilDriver - Violence, language. Only have one song.

Die My Darling - Violence, language, etc.

Dimmu Borgir - Black metal, antichristian lyrics, language, violence, supposedly responsible for several church arsons in Norway. Not proven.

Disturbed - Violence, language, references to murder, et cetera.

Eisbrecher - They're german, and have a song called Sakrileg

Everlast - Have a song called 'Black Jesus'. Drug use and language in lyrics. Violence.

Front 242 - Violence, murder, language.

Frontline Assembly - Violence, etc.

Funker Vogt - Violence, drug reference, sexual references.

Genitorturers - Sexuality, S&M/BDSM reference, language, antichristian lyrics, name is 'Genital Torturers' crammed together.

Goethes Erben - German band, song about the effects of a nuclear bomb being dropped on a town. 'Still Silent/Shockwaved.'

Gothminister - Only song I have by them is called 'March Of The Dead'. Contains the lyrics, "Could it be that you're crawling somewhere, can you bring back the dead?" and "We are so beautiful, we are so cold. One day you will join us, or you will forever long."

Guns N' Roses - Drug use, etc, redid Charles Manson's 'Look At Your Game, Girl.'

Icon Of Coil - Combichrist's other band. Violence, drug use, language, etc.

Ill Nino - Violence, language, etc.

In Extremo - They're german, isn't that all they need to be to be offensive?

Inkubus Sukkubus - S&M, violence, and vampirism.

Jack Off Jill - Drugs, language, violence, sex.

Jimmy Eat World - Drug reference, etc.

Kidneythieves - Language, drug reference, sex, violence.

KMFDM - They're german. Violence, sex, S&M, drugs. Telling people exactly how the world works. Political.

Korn - Violence, language, drug references, sex, (The song 'Pretty' is about a rape/murder.)

The Kovenant - Metal. Antichristian lyrics, violence, etc. (The song 'Neon' has the lyrics, "Let me be your neon God.". Mannequin has the lyrics, "You're just another drone, synthetic messiah." Various likenings of Faith to superstition.)

Lacuna Coil - Violence, I think.

Limp Bizkit - Violence, language, drugs, sex, etc.

London After Midnight - Only song I have is called 'The Bondage Song'

Lordi - Metal. Only song I have is 'Would You Love A Monsterman?' Violence, etc, in the song.

Lords Of Acid - extremely sexual lyrics.

Marilyn Manson - Violence, sex, drugs, antichristian themes.

Metallica - Violence.

Mindless Self Indulgence - Violence, language, drug use, reference to pornography. Have a song called 'Faggot'.

Ministry - Metal. Antichristian themes, violence, etc.

Mudvayne - Language, violence, death.

Murderdolls - Language, violence, murder, sex, necrophilia

Nine Inch Nails - Language, violence, sex, etc. Responsible for the song 'Closer', the chorus of which is "I want to f-ck you like an animal, I want to feel you from the inside, I want to f-ck you like an animal, you get me closer to God".)

Nsync - Sex, etc.

Oomph! - They're german. And have a song called 'Gott Ist Ein Popstar'. Or, 'God Is A Popstar.'

Orgy - Language, sex, violence.

Our Lady Peace - Violence.

Pain - Violence, suicide.

Pearl Jam - Violence, drugs, the usual.

Pitchshifter - Violence, drugs, language, etc.

Placebo - Drugs, violence, s&m, language.

Porcelain And The Tramps - Language.

Powerman 5000 - Violence, language, references to genocide.

Prodigy - Language, violence, sex, etc.

Project Pitchfork - Sex, violence, et cetera. (The song 'Mine/Beast of Prey' is a description of a little kid stepping on a landmine.)

Ra - Their name is of an Egyptian god. Violence.

Rammstein - German. 'Spiel Mit Mir' is about incest, 'Mein Teil', I'm told, is about cannibalism.

Rob Zombie - Language, violence, zombies, sex, etc.

Scary Bitches - Sex, lesbianism.

Seether - Language, violence, references to menstruation. ("I want to waste her monthly blood, want to get some on my love, want to get some gasoline and burn her house down." - 'Gasoline'.)

Skinny Puppy - Language, violence, etc.

Slipknot - Numetal. Violent lyrics, suicide, homicide, masks are similar to 'bondage masks', fond of using so-called satanic images.

Soil - Language, violence, the usual.

Static-X - Violence, language, blah blah blah.

Suicide Commando - Violence, murder, suicide, antichristian lyrics, necrophilia, et cetera.

Taproot - Violence, language, etc.

Terminal Choice - Suicide and german.

Tiamat - Metal. Antichristian themes.

Tool - Violence, drugs, sex, etc.

Type O Negative - Antichristian themes, violence, sex.

Velvet Revolver - Language, sexual references, drug references.

The Vision Bleak - Violence, sexual reference.

Voltaire - References to murder, violence, and a song about being 'Evil'. ("When the Devil is too busy, and that's a bit too much, they call me by name you see, for my special touch; To the gentlemen, I'm Miss Fortune, to the ladies, I'm Sir Prize. // This is the life you see, the Devil tips his hat to me" - 'When You're Evil'.)

Wednesday 13 - Violence, lots of language, obsession with singing about zombies and necrophilia.

Wumpscut - They're german, they sing about violence, cannibalism, and antichristian things.

Zeromancer - Suicide, sex, drugs, violence, s&m, etc.

ZZ Top - Sex.

....My wonderful Jak made my journal so pretteeeeee



...I have nothing to post except that you people really should draw shimatsu and lord abortion for me and i need furc port spaces and imvu credits and


I want to drown precisely three people in a toilet. (:


And .. if I keep listening to this song things will go..bad...

Fuck I hate valentines day. Except for the chocolate.


Boring holiday that makes single/dumped people feel like shit and people with a boyfriend/girlfriend/ITfriend think that they have to do shit or be in trouble. Wtf is the point of forcing someone to be all lovey lovey?

And who the hell thought up the pink and red scheme? Ew?


And how the HELL do I change my little emoticon-mood-showers? My deadjournal ones kick ass and I'm stuck with lame little almost DA icon things on this. D:




And I'm sick from chocolate.
And my cavities hate me.
And I hate them back.
And I hate the fucking braces that caused this.



I loves my Charlie, my Zea, my Jak, my Vik, my Eri, my Paj, and everyone else.
Thbbt.

Because I'm disallowed to show it on DA....





He's doing the zombie dance from Michael Jackson's Thriller.
Fucking LJ SHRINKING MY PICTURES. DAMMIT NO. D

Please note I fucking hate how LJ shrinks all my pictures. --;
SO. I'm linking them from photobucket. :D


Lame dinnar related doodle.

Character sheet 1

Character sheet 2.



Where do I change the mood showing icons? These are gay. My deadjournal ones are better. D: </whine>

...Me drawing after two am should be illegal.