no hope for humanity

Kayaks? Rainforests? Safaris? Wat?

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:19:24 GMT

This is some of the AIM conversation I had with my sister about cruising to Alaska, and some of the excursions therein, especially those pretaining to kayaks. And Alaska's odd geography.
Enjoi.

Rakel don't kill me, but this is damn amusing.

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Rachel: rainforest wildlife sanctuary?

Rachel: in alaska?

Rachel: did the rainforests move?

Laura: I'm glad me and mom aren't the only ones going "wait, what? D: "

Laura: Mom wants to see it just because there's a freakin' rainforest in alaska.

Rachel: yeah, seriously

Rachel: icy strait point kayaking?

Laura: No, thanks.

Rachel: what idiot is going to get in the water in a kayak in some place called icy point???

Rachel: ICY

Rachel: that therefore precludes kayaking

Rachel: dude, hypothermia is bad

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Rachel: i'm all about helicopters and glaciers and nothing that involves rachel getting in the water in freaking alaska

Rachel: oh, well

Rachel: about that lottery ticket

Rachel: glacier view SEA KAYAKING

Rachel: a one person kayak on the open sea in view of a glacier???

Rachel: yeah, if you're suicidal

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Rachel: ooooh

Rachel: whale watching

Laura: Yes

Rachel: i wanna go whale watching, mommy!!!!

Rachel: on a boat

Rachel: with an engine

Rachel: not a kayak

Rachel: no kayaks

Rachel: ever

Laura: Mom wants to go whale watching in a boat bigger than the whale, so.

Rachel: i was about to say

Rachel: whale vs kayak?

Rachel: who would win?

Laura: Especially if they did the tail-water-slap thing.

Rachel: i mentioned the suicide thing, didn't i?

Rachel: i have issues with kayaks anyway

Laura: Wanna go bear watching? :3

Rachel: strapped into a one person boat that you can't get out of that has a tendency to flip?

Rachel: yeah, sign me up

Rachel: especially in freaking alaska

Laura: xD

Rachel: bear watching would be cool

Rachel: does it include a kayak?

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Rachel: i keep seeing this hoonah whatever thing

Laura: Village tour. Mom wants to do go through a village.

Laura: ..nix do

Rachel: and every time i do, my mind sees the word hoo-hah, and i continually go 'ok, that's just dirty'

Rachel: mom wants to do a village?

Rachel: debbie does alaska??

Rachel: don't tell her i said that

Laura: Mom loves alaska.

Laura: Mom wanted to move there for a while.

Rachel: i know

Rachel: and you are way too young to know what i'm talking about, so life is good

Laura: Explain plz

Rachel: there was a porn way back in the 80's that was named debbie does dallas

Laura: ...lol.

Laura: That's a rather disturbing mental image of my mother, thank you.

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Rachel: ooooh

Rachel: glacier sightseeing by float plane!!!!

Rachel: i'm assuming a plane is bigger than a whale

Rachel: maybe not

Laura: I want to do that

Rachel: those whales are rather large

Rachel: for only 236 dollars, you can go halibut fishing

Laura: halibuts can get up to 600 lbs. No kayaks plz.

Rachel: glacier point wilderness safari

Rachel: is this alaska or kenya?

Laura: xD

Rachel: safaris and rainforests

Rachel: seriously, where are we going again???

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Rachel: Travel by floatplane to an area salmon hatchery operation. During your narrated 0.25-mile walk to the viewing area learn about the hatchery's work and the wildlife common to the area. Bear sightings are not guaranteed. Approx. 45 min. flight time and 60 min. at viewing area. Please contact the shore excursion desk if you weigh more than 275 pounds.

Rachel: hi, i weigh 415 pounds, can i still go???

Rachel: wtf?

Rachel: could you just imagine that phone call

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Rachel: or we pick one thing that we all do, and just give it up

Rachel: we all want to do

Rachel: because good lord... some of this stuff? all 4 of us do it, and we could get a suite on board the ship for the same price

Laura: Yes.. But. Puppies. And helicopters. And glass-blowing. And watching idiots go by in kayaks to be eaten by whales.

Rachel: now that i would pay to see

Rachel: if you get on the open sea in a kayak, you deserve to be eaten by a whale

Rachel: or run over by an oil tanker

Laura: Or, you know, the great whites that migrate up there.

Rachel: or have your eyeballs picked out by penguins

Laura: South pole

Laura: not alaska. Unfortunately. D:

Rachel: or have a walrus crawl up in the kayak with you

Laura: Walruses, on the other hand..

Laura: ..Yes. xD

Rachel: you deserve what you get in that situation

Rachel: while the non-idiots stand on the massive ship and laugh at your ass

Laura: ...you do know this conversation's getting saved for eternity, right? I think I've giggled more today, since we started talking, than I have
in a month.

Rachel: you're right... you'd get your eyeballs eaten by eagles and vultures

Rachel: and seagulls

Rachel: evil birds that they are

Laura: Evil, evil birds.

Rachel: while random eskimos dance around totem poles thanking the gods for your offering, convinced that your sacrifice will finally bring
the temperature up to a balmy 42 degrees

Laura: xDD

Rachel: but puppies?

Rachel: i can live with puppies

Rachel: at least if i fall off the sled, you can dig me out of snow, unlike the 32 degree water these fools are wanting to get in

Laura: Yesss.

Rachel: i've fallen through snow before

Rachel: think colorado

Rachel: i survived it

furcadia n00bs are at it again.

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:48:02 GMT

So, I was idling in FurN on my character Chemikal... and then this poor, sex-starved little kid whispers me.

[Session created on Fri Feb 15 16:15:40 2008]

[f] Added Lunerwolf to the session.

[f] Lunerwolf is online.

Lunerwolf: Hello

Chemikal: Sorry, Lunerwolf, I've had furcadia minimized for 1h, and 30m. If I'm actually at the computer, I will reply shortly. <3

Chemikal: Hello

Lunerwolf: how are you?

Chemikal: I'm good. You?

Lunerwolf: Same here

Lunerwolf: Nice character by the way

Chemikal: Thanks. :3

Chemikal: Sorry I'm slow, uploading stuff to photobucket

Lunerwolf: thats ok

Lunerwolf: so may I ask your age/gender/location?

Chemikal: most cliche'd question in the book.

Chemikal: Old enough/female/rednecksville, USA.

Lunerwolf: sorry, I didn't mean to anger you

Chemikal: Not angered

Lunerwolf: ok

Lunerwolf: So tell me beautiful, do you have someone in your life?

Chemikal: I don't, no.

Lunerwolf: Really, that is odd, you seem like you would have males crawling all over you

Chemikal: Not really, no.

Chemikal: I usually go ignored.

Lunerwolf: Why??

Chemikal: Most people don't want to RP with a tusked hellbird-thing.

Lunerwolf: Thats odd, you seem so beautiful and sexy.

Chemikal tilts head.

Chemikal: If you say so.

Lunerwolf: You are, at least from your picture you seem ike it. I know I would love to be with you

Chemikal: ...What picture?

Lunerwolf: your avitar picture

Chemikal: ...The default furcadia phoenix port?

Chemikal: How long have you been on furc?

Lunerwolf: Yes

Chemikal: Honey, Chemikal doesn't look like the default furcadia phoenix.

Lunerwolf: Really?? Then what does she look like?

Chemikal: This is a sketch of her. I'm working on a better picture.

Lunerwolf: She still looks very sexy to me

Chemikal: Well, thankee.

Lunerwolf: Your very welcome

Lunerwolf: So tell me, would you like it if you had someone who cared about your character?

Chemikal: I guess, yeah.

Lunerwolf: Alright, so would you like them to be mates then?

Chemikal: Ahaha. No. I do long-term RP. I won't take a mate just off the bat, love. I want the relationship to be RP'd out, like, over the course of months.

Lunerwolf: I see

Chemikal: Sorry. #SO

Lunerwolf: Thats alright. So tell me a little about her. Like her personality...

***

(16:52) (You see Chemikal.)
(16:52) > She stood about seven and a half feet tall, a crazy mix of hair and feathers cascaded from her skull to about midback, continuing in a shorter fringe down her spine and into the spray of tailfeathers that draped nearly to the ground. A few peacock feathers thrown into that mostly pigeonlike plumage. Beak was that of a bird of prey, tusks erupted from her cheekbones, below and a bit behind silver eyes. Garb was simple - richly made loincloth and nothing more, long hairfeathers hung before breasts. Wicked claws tipped fingers and toes, wings were leathery, yet coated along the bones with a spray of feathers. Her body was a mixture of feathers and scales. Attitude was friendly, sweet, yet viciously protective of friends and family. (Alt under new ownership.)

(You see Lunerwolf.)
> This 19 year old wolf my look a bit rough, but he didn't care. He had lost everything he cared for at one time or another. No and days he just walks around alone, looking for someone who might give a damn about him. His red hair lightly brushing against his ears as the wind blows reminds him of the days when he was once happy. Now, the dark colors he wears represents the color left in his heart.

Consider the Laura amused.

Insert rant about roleplay and such here.

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 21:12:42 GMT

Okay, so. Enter the Laura getting pissy.

Alright. So. Anyway. I have a thing about roleplay. You don't bring IC and OOC shit together. You just...don't. It doesn't happen. And it pisses me off.
You also don't freakin' get jealous of my friends because I RP with them on a character you never met. I don't like.

For example, we have the conversation that just inspired this ventfit:

Person: *finds herself jealous of this <nameremoved> person*

Me: On a brief break from cleaning. Why the hell would you get jealous of one of my friends?

Person: *shrugs and sighs* If I could I'd take all your characters for myself but that's greedy, lol.

Me: Share.

Person: ?

Me: You have <mycharacter>. You don't need my other characters, and they're not connected to our RP. IC/OOC seperation and such.

Person: ..I wasn't actually planning to take all your characters .-.; Nevermind, just forget i said that mess.

Me: You don't have a reason to get jealous of my friends, I don't play favorites.

...Just. ARGH.
NO NO NO.
BAD.

I like RPing with this girl but I swear to god I'd love to bash her head against the wall sometimes.

In lighter notes- My sister's here. 8D
Time to go finish my roomcleaning.

Laura, out.

Music list.

Sat, 01 Sep 2007 00:07:59 GMT

I got bored and thus, I wrote down all of my bands. Italics are for favorite bands.

.:.nonletter.:.

(hed)PE
2Pac

.:.A.:.

A Guy Called Gerald
A Perfect Circle
Aaliyah
Above The Law & Frost
Absurd Minds
ACDC
Acid Bath
Adam And Andrew
Adema
Aerial
Aghast View
Aha
Akira Yamaoka
Alice Cooper
Alice In Chains
Alice In Videoland
Allegri
Allman Brothers Band
Altan
Alvin Lee
Amina
Ampulanta
And One
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew W.K.
Andy
Angels And Agony
The Animals
Annie Clark
Aphex Twin
Apocalyptica
Apoptygma Berzerk
Armin Van Burren
Arrogant Worms
Assemblage 23
ATC
A-Teens
Atrocity
Audioslave
Autoaggression
Ayumi Hamasaki

.:.B.:.

Backstreet Boys
Beach Boys
Beethoven
Benny Benassi
Berlioz
Bernstein
Bill Whelan
Billy Idol
Birdmachine
The Birthday Massacre
Black Label Society
Black Light Burns
Blackstreet
Blank And Jones
Blink 182
The Bloodhound Gang
Blue October
Blutengel
Boomkat
Boston
Brandy
Breaking Benjamin
Bryan Tyler & Klaus Badelt
Britney Spears
Bruce Springsteen
Buckcherry
Bush

.:.C.:.

C.W. McCall
Cake
Camille Saint-Saëns
Candy Staton
Canto Gregoriano
Capercaillie
Carl Orff
Carlos Santana
Cascada
Cassandra Complex
Catherine O'Hara
Celldweller
Charles Gounod
Charon
Cheb Mami
Chemical Brothers
Chemlab
Chevelle
Chiasm
Chingy
Chris Vrenna
cKy
Clannad
Clint Mansell
Clutch
Coal Chamber
Cold
Collapsed System
Collective Soul
Collide
CombiChrist
Concrete Blonde
Corey Hart
Corvus Corax
Covenant (Swedish EBM, not The Kovenant)
Cradle Of Filth
Creature Feature
The Creatures
Creed
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Crematory
Crossbreed
The Cruxshadows
The Crystal Method
The Cult
The Cure
Cyndi Lauper
Cypress Hill

.:.D.:.

Danny Elfman
Danzig
Dark Lotus
The Darkness
Darling Violetta
Darude
David Arkinstone
David Bowie
DDR
De La Soul
Dead Or Alive
Deathstars
Deep Purple
Deftones
Deine Lakaien
Delirium
Denean
Depeche Mode
DevilDriver
Die Krupps
Die My Darling
Dimmu Borgir
Disney
Disturbed
DJ Alligator Project
DMX
The Doors
Dr. Dre
The Dresden Dolls
Dropbox
Drowning Pool

.:.E.:.

E Nomine
Eco
Edvard Grieg
Eiffel 65
Eisbrecher
Eisley
Eisley Brothers
Elgar
Eminem
Endo
Enigma
Enya
Era
Eric Clapton
Everclear
Everlast
Evil's Toy
Ewan McGregor

.:.F.:.

Failure
Faith And The Muse
Faithless
Faudel
Faure
Filter
Finger Eleven
Fiona Apple
Fiona Joyce
Fleetwood Mac
Flybanger
Flyleaf
Fort Minor
Franz Liszt
Freak Nasty
Freakhouse
Front 242
Frontline Assembly
Fuel
Funker Vogt
Future Leaders Of The World

.:.G.:.

Gabriel Faure
Garbage
Gary Wright
Genitorturers
Godhead
Godsmack
Goethes Erben
Golden Earring
Good Charlotte
Gorillaz
Gothminister
Gregg Allman
Guns N' Roses

.:.H.:.

Haddaway
Hakim
Halestorm
Half Cocked
Handel
Hanz Zimmer
Hanzel Und Gretel
Harry Chapin
Harry Gregson-Williams
Haujobb
Hector Berlioz
Hinder
Hive
Hole
Hollywood Undead
Hootie And The Blowfish
Hybrid

.:.I.:.

Icon Of Coil
Iggy Pop
Ill Nino
ILS
Imperial Teen
In Extremo
Incubus
Inkubus Sukkubus
Insane Clown Posse

.:.J.:.

J.S. Bach
Jack Off Jill
Jane Siberry
Jars Of Clay
Jefferson Airplane
Jerry Reed
Jimi Hendrix
Jimmy Eat World
Joan Baez
Joe Cocker
John Lee Hooker
John Williams
Judas Priest
Justin Timberlake

.:.K.:.

Kamelot
Kansas
Kazem Al Saher
Khaled
Kid Rock
Kidneythieves
The Kinks
KMFDM
The Knack
Korn
Kotiteollisuus
The Kovenant
Kraftwerk
Kronos Quartet
K T Tunstall

.:.L.:.

La Bouche
Lacrimosa
Lacuna Coil
Latifa
Led Zeppelin
Limp Bizkit
Linkin Park
Live
Living Color
Living Syndication
Lordi
Lords Of Acid
Ludacris

.:.M.:.

Machines Of Loving Grace
Madonna
Marcy Playground
Marilyn Manson
Marshall Tucker Band
Martin Short
Massive Attack
Megaherz
Melissa Etheridge
Metallica
Metric
Michael Jackson (ONE song.)
Midnight Syndicate
Mindless Self Indulgence
Ministry
Modest Mussorgsky
Monster Magnet
Mozart
Mudvayne
Murderdolls
Muse
Mushroomhead
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult

.:.N.:.

Nancy Sinatra
Neil Diamond
Neil Young
Nek
Nickelback
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
No Doubt
Nobuo Oematsu
N'Sync

.:.O.:.

The Offspring
Old Man's Child
Oomph!
Orbital
Orgy
Otis Redding
Our Lady Peace
Outkast
O-Zone
Ozzy Osbourne

.:.P.:.

Pain
Pain Of Salvation
Pantera
Papa Roach
Paul Oakenfold
Pearl Jam
Pink
Pink Floyd
Pitchshifter
Placebo
POD
Poe
Poets Of The Fall
The Pointer Sisters
Porcelain And The Tramps
Powerman 5000
The Prodigy
Project Pitchfork
Psilonaut
Puddle Of Mudd
Puscifer
Pushmonkey
Pussycat Dolls

.:.Q.:.

Queen

.:.R.:.

R. Kelly
Ra
Radiohead
Rage Against The Machine
Rainbow
Rammstein
Rasputina
Razed In Black
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rednex
REM
Rick Derringer
Right Said Fred
Rik Schaffer
Rob Zombie
Robert Cray Band
Rush

.:.S.:.

Saliva
Sam The Sham & The Pharoahs
Samael
Satan On Fire
Scarling
Scary Bitches
Seether
Seven Mary Three
She Wants Revenge
Shinedown
Shriekback
Siouxie & The Banshees
Sisqo
Skid Row
Skinny Puppy
Slayer
Slipknot
The Smashing Pumpkins
Snoop Dogg
Soil
Soilwork
Sound Garden
Spiderbait
Spineshank
Splashdown
St. Lunatics
Static-X
Steppenwolf
Stevie Miller Band
Stevie Wonder
Sting
Stone Sour
Stone Temple Pilots
Strapping Young Lad
Styx
Suicide Commando
Switchblade Symphony
Syntax

.:.T.:.

Tapeworm Project
Taproot
Tears For Fears
Ted Nugent
Terminal Choice
Tiamat
Tom Petty
Tonic
Tool
Trevor Jones
Type O Negative

.:.U.:.

U2
Uncle Kracker
Usher

.:.V.:.

Velcra
Velvet Acid Christ
Velvet Revolver
The Vision Bleak
Vitalic
VNV Nation
Voltaire

.:.W.:.

Wednesday 13
Weena Morloch
Wheatus
White Zombie
Wicked Wisdom
Wish FM
Within Temptation
Witt
Wolfsheim
Wreckx n Effect
Wumpscut

.:.X.:.

Xymox

.:.Y.:.

Ying Yang Twins
Yo Gotti

.:.Z.:.

Zeromancer
ZZ Top

Laura's review of Deathly Hallows

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 22:12:52 GMT

Okay, spoilers and shit ahead.

I got and read DH on the day it was released in the US. I was cranky enough that it took me to just NOW to get around to posting my opinion of it.

It reads like a shitty fanfiction written by someone who has some grasp on grammar and punctuation. It's just... Blagh.

It doesn't get started until over halfway through the book, most of it's drama between the golden trio. Then, the bitch has the gall to kill Snape.
The most favoritest of all characters of HP doom. And, Harry commits suicide and comes back to life, what the fuck. Fred or George loses an ear and the other one dies. Tonks and Lupin have a kid, then get killed -- Le gasp, do we see similarities between this and Potter? Ohmy.
Draco, the git, lives and though it's amusing that he gets a receding hairline when older, I'd much rather Snape have lived. And, there were some parts where I was convinced that all the H/V (ie: me) shippers were going to get their dream come true-- though the lilly/snape fans should be happy.

At the moment, I'm pretty well with my friend who said that the potter series pretty well died at Azkaban. The rest of the series was it's rather loquacious deathrattling.

Meh. Unhappy.

I'm gonna stick with my fanfictions, H/S, H/V, D/G(Draco and Ginny should so have gone together. It's just so...weird. And, yet, it works.)

Peace.

Blarg.

Mon, 19 Mar 2007 22:19:52 GMT

Weeeeee I'm going to go insane if I don't get out of this house soon. Seriously.
Me and mom are constantly at eachother's throats, and now I've got a friend constantly 'inching away' (gotta love those internet action-texts, huh?) from me, which doesn't make me any happier....

And I can't draw. At all.
I'm just a collective mass of FAIL lately.

...Lip-bitey of love?

Small Town / Georgia list things...

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 01:54:56 GMT

What's sad is how true these are.

You Know You Grew Up In A Small Town If…

# You can name everyone you graduated with.
Yep. Just me. :D

# You know what 4-H means.
Yeees. Abbie's in it.

# You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a dirt road. On Monday you could always tell who was at the party because of the scratches on their legs from running through the woods when the party was busted. (See ..6.)
Yep. xD

# You used to “drag” Main.
-Nod-

# You said the “F” word and your parents knew within the hour.
Fucking nosy neighbors and friend's parent's cousin's aunts. D:

# You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police officers, because you knew which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn’t.
So I've heard.

# You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough, they’d tell your parents anyhow.)
Yes. Hell for the underagers.

# When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out into the country and drive on back roads to smoke them.
Something like that.

# You knew which section of the ditch you would find the beer your buyer dropped off.
Mhm.

# It was cool to date somebody from the neighboring town.
Yeah. They're 'cool'.

# The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
pretty much, yeah…

# You didn’t give directions by street names but rather by references. “Turn by Nelson’s house, go 2 blocks to Anderson’s, and it’s four houses left of the track field.”
Isn't that the ONLY way to give instructions?

# The golf course had only 9 holes.
I didn't know it even had that many.

# You couldn’t help but date a friend’s ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
It's happened.

# Your car stayed filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.
Yess'm.

# The town next to you was considered “trashy” or “snooty,” but was actually just like your town.
THEY ARE, DAMMIT. D:

# You referred to anyone with a house newer then 1965 as the “rich people”.
They sho' is fancy!

# The people in the “big city” dressed funny, and then you picked up the trend 2 years later.
Yes.

# Anyone you wanted could be found at the local gas station or the town bar.
Substitute bar for Smith's restaraunt.

# You saw at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town or one of your friends driving a grain truck to school occasionally.
Tractors are more common than cars. xD

# The gym teacher suggested you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.
To the boys.

# Directions were given using THE stop light as a reference.
Yep. xD One stoplight.

# When you decided to walk somewhere for exercise, 5 people would pull over and ask if you wanted a ride.
Yep. And three out of those five would be on a tractor.

# Your teachers called you by your older siblings’ names.
Hell, my MOM calls me by my older sibling's names.

# Your teachers remembered when they taught your parents.
-nod.-

# You could charge at any local store or write checks without any ID.
Yep.

# The closest McDonalds was 25 miles away (or more).
More like...thirty six.

# The closest mall was over an hour away.
Very true.

# It was normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.
EY JAMES, HOW YA DOIN?! Deaf, retarded old man. Been through about twelve mowers since 2001.

# You’ve pee’d in a cornfield.
I plead the 5th, your honor…

# Most people went by a nickname.
RL, Pimp, Kermit, Frog, Hog, Chickenman, Little man, Rabbit, Wolf.... Yeh, you could say that.

# You laughed your butt off reading this because you know it is true.
Damn straight. xD

# When you came home from a date and sat in your boyfriends car a bit the neighbor let the town know how long you sat out there!
Yessum. D: I'd be murdlized if I got seen sitting in a boy's car.

You Know You’re From Georgia If…
1. You measure distance in minutes.
(Yep. No idea how many miles it is to savannah, but it's two hours.)

2. You’ve ever had to switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day.
(The entire two months of march and april.)

3. You use “fix” as a verb. Example: “I’m fixing to go to the store ”
(Well, yeah. You mean it’s not?)

4. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
(Yep.)

5. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
(You know people are there when the lights go on. Why lock the doors?)

6. You know what a “DAWG” is.
(Dawg is Dog is Man's Best Friend is also what all the blacks call eachother. "Hey dawg, whassup!?")

7. You carry jumper cables in your car…for your OWN car.
(I’m really not understanding why that’s a problem)

9. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and ketchup.
(No tobasco. But yeah. Close enough.)

10. The local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
(We have our priorities straight. That’s all.)

11. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
(I know people who do. But I don't hunt. Yet.)

12. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit “a little warm”.
(Yep. Though it's pretty close to perfect as long as it's a cloudy day.)

13. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.
(That’s the way it should be. Fuck this winter shit.)

14. You know whether another Georgian is from Atlanta, north or south Georgia as soon as they open their mouth.
(That doesn’t narrow it down nearly enough. There are southwestern, southeastern, northwestern, northeastern, Savannahian, and Atlantan accents. Seriously.)

15. Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as”goin’ Wal-martin” or off to “Wally World”.
(Something like that. More, "I'm gon' wal-mart!" Gon' - Gonna - Going to.)

16. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good pinto-bean weather.
(Personally, I describe it as Hell. But pinto beans sound good right now, too.)

17. A carbonated soft drink isn’t a soda, cola or pop…it’s a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: “What kinda coke you want?”
(EXACTLY. Who needs soda, cola, or this 'pop' shit? It's ALL COKE.)

18. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
(Okay, no.)

19. We don’t need no stinking driver’s ed….if our mama says we can drive, we can drive.
(-nodnod-)

The list I gave to the godhatesgoths dude.

Fri, 16 Mar 2007 00:48:03 GMT

Because this list is so massive I just couldn't let it go to waste.
Also a good idea of what I listen to. xD

(hed) PE - Put out a song about suicide. ('Swan Dive')

3 Days Grace - Songs about sex, drugs, and S&M

3 Doors Down - Drug reference and violence. ('Smack' is about a woman overdosing, 'Sarah Yellin’ is about a girl who kills her father.)

30 Seconds To Mars - Violence, alien invasion, swearing, reference to rape. Possible incest reference in the song 'Bhudda For Mary' ("Mary was a holy girl, father whet her appetite, Mary was the type of girl, she always liked to f-ck a lot.")

The 69 Eyes - Reference to a sexual position in band name, somewhat questionable lyrics.

A Perfect Circle - Antichristian references in 'Rose', and the entirety of the song 'Judith'. Wouldn't know about other albums, only have one.

Aborted - Typical black metal. Satanic references, violence, and the like.

Acid Bath - Underground metal band, references to abortion, violence, rape, drug use, strong language, references to killing one's parents, references to having sex with an open wound, sadomasochism ("If I took this cigarette and put it out on you, would you love me?" -Taken from the song 'Jezebel'.), necrophilia.

Adema - Violence, swearing, language, drug references.

Akira Yamaoka - Did the entire soundtrack for all four of the Silent Hill games and the movie. Silent Hill is a game dealing with monsters, cults, etc. Extremely violent with sexual overtones, especially anti-women in Silent Hill 2.

Alice In Chains - Drug use, violence, language, the singer died smoking crack and shooting up speedballs, (Two lines that could be offensive: "Name your God and bleed the freak" From 'Bleed The Freak' and "Jesus Christ deny your Maker" in 'Man In The Box'.)

And One - German, sing a lot in english, though. Have a song called 'Wasted' about plastic surgery and drugs, and I believe a reference to S&M. ("I hear the screams of a thousand virgins, I see the dreams of mighty surgeons.")

Apoptygma Berzerk - Songs about sex, drugs, violence ('Deep Red' is either about S&M or a serial killer). Language.

Benny Benassi - References to S&M. (only have two songs, couldn't say much beyond that.) One of the lyrics in question is from 'Satisfaction', "Push me, and just hurt me, till I can get my satisfaction."

Birdmachine - The one song I have is in german.

The Birthday Massacre - Drug and murder reference.

The Bloodhound Gang - Have a song called 'Bad Touch' that is entirely about sex, though in metaphor.

Blue October - Violence, et cetera.

Blutengel - Song about vampirism, etc. Name is german for 'Blood Angel'.

Bolt Thrower - Black metal. Enough said.

Breaking Benjamin - Violence in lyrics, etc.

Bush - Drug reference.

Celldweller - Drugs, violence, suicide, language. (Suicide reference in 'The Last Firstborn' "I wait for my turn to bleed like a kid playing with a razorblade, I wonder if I'll have the balls at all, or am I gonna be afraid. Where I am, what do you think? It's not sure, I'm knockin' at death's door, if I'm not welcome here I'll be left alone outside." Various murder references throughout the song.)

Chemlab - Language, death in lyrics. Song named 'Suicide Jag'.

Collide - Possible drug reference. Redid the song 'White Rabbit.', which is about drugs.

Combichrist - Violence, sex, drugs, anti-christian lyrics, language. (Some songs in german, such as Vater Unser, which recites the Lord's Prayer in german, along with the line, "No more sympathy." The song 'Bulletf-ck' contains the lines: "A man can change the world with a bullet in the right place/And then Jesus said: Bulletf-ck.")

Concrete Blonde - A song about vampirism called 'Bloodletting'.

Cradle Of Filth - Violence, anti-christian lyrics, et cetera.

The Creatures - Violence, Sadomasochism, questionable lyrics, references to a women's menstrual period.

Crossbreed - The one song I have is called 'New Slave Nation.'

The Cruxshadows - Violence.

Dark Lotus - Rap, one song about voodoo and the like, one about murder. Language, violence, drug reference. ("That's when I sit up in the dark to say: The first time, I didn't even feel guilty, didn't wash off, stayed bloody and filthy." -'My First Time'.)

Darling Violetta - Apparent obsession with vampires. A song called 'A Smaller God.'

Deathstars - Violence, drug use, a song called 'The Rape', antichristian lyrics.

Deftones - Violence, drug reference, language.

DevilDriver - Violence, language. Only have one song.

Die My Darling - Violence, language, etc.

Dimmu Borgir - Black metal, antichristian lyrics, language, violence, supposedly responsible for several church arsons in Norway. Not proven.

Disturbed - Violence, language, references to murder, et cetera.

Eisbrecher - They're german, and have a song called Sakrileg

Everlast - Have a song called 'Black Jesus'. Drug use and language in lyrics. Violence.

Front 242 - Violence, murder, language.

Frontline Assembly - Violence, etc.

Funker Vogt - Violence, drug reference, sexual references.

Genitorturers - Sexuality, S&M/BDSM reference, language, antichristian lyrics, name is 'Genital Torturers' crammed together.

Goethes Erben - German band, song about the effects of a nuclear bomb being dropped on a town. 'Still Silent/Shockwaved.'

Gothminister - Only song I have by them is called 'March Of The Dead'. Contains the lyrics, "Could it be that you're crawling somewhere, can you bring back the dead?" and "We are so beautiful, we are so cold. One day you will join us, or you will forever long."

Guns N' Roses - Drug use, etc, redid Charles Manson's 'Look At Your Game, Girl.'

Icon Of Coil - Combichrist's other band. Violence, drug use, language, etc.

Ill Nino - Violence, language, etc.

In Extremo - They're german, isn't that all they need to be to be offensive?

Inkubus Sukkubus - S&M, violence, and vampirism.

Jack Off Jill - Drugs, language, violence, sex.

Jimmy Eat World - Drug reference, etc.

Kidneythieves - Language, drug reference, sex, violence.

KMFDM - They're german. Violence, sex, S&M, drugs. Telling people exactly how the world works. Political.

Korn - Violence, language, drug references, sex, (The song 'Pretty' is about a rape/murder.)

The Kovenant - Metal. Antichristian lyrics, violence, etc. (The song 'Neon' has the lyrics, "Let me be your neon God.". Mannequin has the lyrics, "You're just another drone, synthetic messiah." Various likenings of Faith to superstition.)

Lacuna Coil - Violence, I think.

Limp Bizkit - Violence, language, drugs, sex, etc.

London After Midnight - Only song I have is called 'The Bondage Song'

Lordi - Metal. Only song I have is 'Would You Love A Monsterman?' Violence, etc, in the song.

Lords Of Acid - extremely sexual lyrics.

Marilyn Manson - Violence, sex, drugs, antichristian themes.

Metallica - Violence.

Mindless Self Indulgence - Violence, language, drug use, reference to pornography. Have a song called 'Faggot'.

Ministry - Metal. Antichristian themes, violence, etc.

Mudvayne - Language, violence, death.

Murderdolls - Language, violence, murder, sex, necrophilia

Nine Inch Nails - Language, violence, sex, etc. Responsible for the song 'Closer', the chorus of which is "I want to f-ck you like an animal, I want to feel you from the inside, I want to f-ck you like an animal, you get me closer to God".)

Nsync - Sex, etc.

Oomph! - They're german. And have a song called 'Gott Ist Ein Popstar'. Or, 'God Is A Popstar.'

Orgy - Language, sex, violence.

Our Lady Peace - Violence.

Pain - Violence, suicide.

Pearl Jam - Violence, drugs, the usual.

Pitchshifter - Violence, drugs, language, etc.

Placebo - Drugs, violence, s&m, language.

Porcelain And The Tramps - Language.

Powerman 5000 - Violence, language, references to genocide.

Prodigy - Language, violence, sex, etc.

Project Pitchfork - Sex, violence, et cetera. (The song 'Mine/Beast of Prey' is a description of a little kid stepping on a landmine.)

Ra - Their name is of an Egyptian god. Violence.

Rammstein - German. 'Spiel Mit Mir' is about incest, 'Mein Teil', I'm told, is about cannibalism.

Rob Zombie - Language, violence, zombies, sex, etc.

Scary Bitches - Sex, lesbianism.

Seether - Language, violence, references to menstruation. ("I want to waste her monthly blood, want to get some on my love, want to get some gasoline and burn her house down." - 'Gasoline'.)

Skinny Puppy - Language, violence, etc.

Slipknot - Numetal. Violent lyrics, suicide, homicide, masks are similar to 'bondage masks', fond of using so-called satanic images.

Soil - Language, violence, the usual.

Static-X - Violence, language, blah blah blah.

Suicide Commando - Violence, murder, suicide, antichristian lyrics, necrophilia, et cetera.

Taproot - Violence, language, etc.

Terminal Choice - Suicide and german.

Tiamat - Metal. Antichristian themes.

Tool - Violence, drugs, sex, etc.

Type O Negative - Antichristian themes, violence, sex.

Velvet Revolver - Language, sexual references, drug references.

The Vision Bleak - Violence, sexual reference.

Voltaire - References to murder, violence, and a song about being 'Evil'. ("When the Devil is too busy, and that's a bit too much, they call me by name you see, for my special touch; To the gentlemen, I'm Miss Fortune, to the ladies, I'm Sir Prize. // This is the life you see, the Devil tips his hat to me" - 'When You're Evil'.)

Wednesday 13 - Violence, lots of language, obsession with singing about zombies and necrophilia.

Wumpscut - They're german, they sing about violence, cannibalism, and antichristian things.

Zeromancer - Suicide, sex, drugs, violence, s&m, etc.

ZZ Top - Sex.

badabing badaboo i don't know what to put here

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:04:55 GMT

....My wonderful Jak made my journal so pretteeeeee

...I have nothing to post except that you people really should draw shimatsu and lord abortion for me and i need furc port spaces and imvu credits and

I want to drown precisely three people in a toilet. (:

And .. if I keep listening to this song things will go..bad...

I don't do subjects, thanks anyway.

Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:29:05 GMT

Fuck I hate valentines day. Except for the chocolate.

Boring holiday that makes single/dumped people feel like shit and people with a boyfriend/girlfriend/ITfriend think that they have to do shit or be in trouble. Wtf is the point of forcing someone to be all lovey lovey?

And who the hell thought up the pink and red scheme? Ew?

And how the HELL do I change my little emoticon-mood-showers? My deadjournal ones kick ass and I'm stuck with lame little almost DA icon things on this. D:

And I'm sick from chocolate.
And my cavities hate me.
And I hate them back.
And I hate the fucking braces that caused this.

I loves my Charlie, my Zea, my Jak, my Vik, my Eri, my Paj, and everyone else.
Thbbt.

Bahu port.

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 23:21:20 GMT

Because I'm disallowed to show it on DA....

He's doing the zombie dance from Michael Jackson's Thriller.
Fucking LJ SHRINKING MY PICTURES. DAMMIT NO. D

Doodliez and character sheet.

Fri, 02 Feb 2007 17:27:13 GMT

Please note I fucking hate how LJ shrinks all my pictures. --;
SO. I'm linking them from photobucket. :D

Lame dinnar related doodle.

Character sheet 1

Character sheet 2.

Where do I change the mood showing icons? These are gay. My deadjournal ones are better. D: </whine>

Parathionish idiocy. :D

Wed, 31 Jan 2007 22:38:56 GMT

...Me drawing after two am should be illegal.